… Because you’re too lazy to read regular posts. It’s ok. Here’s some brain candy:
1. Search Engine Terms … WTF are you people looking for? : According to my trusty stats from WordPress, my blog pops up as a result for these strange searches. I update this on my Twitter account.
2. The Gamer Who Bit Me: What I think about gamers in general (Spoiler alert: They’re usually nice.)
3. Sandpaper Pants and Trouser Troubles: What I’d like for customers to have on below the belt.
4. To Everyone: Do Not Do the Following: A guide for everyone who walks through the doors of a strip club.
5. Worst Stripper Names: Things to call yourself if you want to get laughed at.
6. Bad Money Nights: Full moons, first nights, etc.
7. Top Ten Ways to Tell You’re a Stripper: It ain’t the college degree (unless it’s in “Communications”).
8. Top Ten Excuses for Not Getting a Dance: Say the things to a stripper when you want to see what we look like when we get angry and frustrated.
… and finally:
9. How to Piss Off a Perfectly Happy Stripper at the Beginning of the Night
That’s all for now …
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Hey, Sarah-
Truly refreshing to see an incredibly hot stripper who actually has a lot going on upstairs. I know you get a lot of fan-mail. Probably a great deal more now that the national media has caught on to who you are. But I just wanted to say: Bravo, super-hot smart girl! You are truly unique.
P.S. a joke for you: What do strippers put behind their ears that drives men wild?
Their ankles.
Have a good one.
lame, boring, and YAWN!!
Everything on your site is 404. I got here through reading about the thing with the papers (their loss). Hope the paper at least gives you cash in lieu of notice.
I went through J-School too, didn’t get a job, so I’m in law school now.
Sarah,
Read your story. Don’t let the scum bags get you down. Hope you clean the Chronicles clock. Good luck!