A Confusing Dilemma: Sweetards: I try to rationalize taking money from retarded people.
Vocabulary Lesson: For those of you who still don’t know what a T-Back is or why OTC is such a big deal.
The Lost Tampon: I don’t even know what to say about this one.
Top Ten Ways to Tell You’re a Stripper: Hint: It ain’t the college degree on your wall.
Why Don’t You Have Mascara?: I take broke strippers to task over borrowing my shit.
Customers to Avoid: “I don’t have any money.”: We don’t believe you.
Yet Another Request for the Ladies: Boooooooriiing and/or Just Bad: I advise my fellow dancers on how to avoid being the girl no one wants to tip.
An Open Letter to Tight-Tie Guy: A wanna-be big shot and his Windsor knot get on my nerves for a while.
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LOVE your blog. Smart, witty AND sexy. Looking forward to more stories. Thanks for the entertainment.
The Lost Tampon: ….Get a message “unable to open url”
hi sarah. i’m a writer. i’d like to write a story with you. i have a blog of 1000,000 words.i have readers too. call me. richard
I highly condemn the action taken against you. USA is a free country and every person should be allowed to live by his own free will. For God sake, Stripping should not be equated to porn and prostitution. Stripping is an art, a dance and nothing more.
Sarah I am not from your coutnry but I assure you don’t let people shake your confidence. You have not done anything wrong. I know you will be passing from pretty tough mental state but I assure you there will be a lot of good and neutral people who will (should) defend your steps.
Cheers and Enjoy life
You sound to me your an American Rebel like Margaret Mitchell who wrote “Gone With The Wind”…I think you should start a “Rebel Debutante BALL”…And Bring out the Rebel Women..who have gumption, ambitious, a desire to succeed in anything the heart desires…
Back again…that suggestion of starting “Rebel Debutante Ball” is from Houston, Texas…..And its a waste of money for a Lap dances that is why..I do not do strip clubs…seen one.. seen them all…Enjoy !
Sarah take the money, you’re providing a great service.Individuals who are sadly mentally retarded would never, ever have a chance to see a beautiful naked woman were it not for strippers. We are all human beings and we all like beauty. You are making another fellow human being very, very happy.