The following are the collected posts of Customers to Avoid. This list may be helpful if you’re a new stripper with enough sense to know that when it comes to making money, it’s not who to look for — it’s who to avoid.
1. The Drunkest Guy in the Club
2. Tattle Tales
3. Fake Doctors
4. Real Doctors
5. Biters
6. Mr. “You Need to be a Little Looser with Your Pussy”
7. Wanna-Be Masseurs
8. Feet Eaters
9. Men Who Ask Obviously Stupid/Rude Questions
10. The “I’m Too Cool/Sophisticated/Important for Strip Clubs” Guys
11. Luca the German Boy and Other ESL-ers
12. Mouth-Breathers
13. Men Who Appear to be Dying
14. Bachelor Parties of Any Kind
15. Spitters
16. RDR’s
17. Mr. “I Don’t Have Any Money”
18. Time Wasters
19. Guys With Unrealistic Expectations
Heed my warnings, ye strippers of the interwebz.
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F-ing hilarious that you put Ron Jeremy and Dennis Rodman on the customer’s to avoid list. I never sat with Jeremy, but I did sit with Dennis. That’s all I am going to say. And you are dead spot on. Famous people in general is a bad gig. Even mildly famous people, like the local sports team players whose names we don’t know, are bad gigs wanting to have sex and definitely for free. LOL!
Im a guy, and Ive worked @ clubs where both have been to, and you’;re spot on. Rj’s a huge douche to anyone, unless they’re a hot female, and wants everything for free.
Rodman is a POS, who you can barely understand whne he does speak, demands you play all this stuff for him, and then says “c’mon homie..Im the worm baby”, when it comes time to tip someone. He did that to a few girls. He wants to get paid when he provides a service, right? why is it any different anywhere else?
Both are huge douchenozzles……
I’m surprise pimps aren’t on this list lol
DEF avoid those bastards!
Whos left?
Mr. 17, 18 & 19
Anyone famous, especially athletes, Jamie Foxx, and musicians. Best men to approach are older white men in casual garb. That is, unless, they have dumpster breath or any of the above AND if they smell like moldy towels. I promise, no matter how much money they’re will to fork over, you will NOT get over that moldy towel smell (and, yes, it’s most likely their balls).
your a bitch. and what tour smelling is your own useless pussy. gross huh?
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any stripper that acts better than others should take her attitude and dance alone in the corner. nobody wants that shit. im guessing its your bad atittude that directed you to be a stripper in the first place. what an idiot you are. you deserve to be fired from news station you man eater. pissed because r kelly peed on your face? you deserve whatyou get, gold digging whore. thats iwhy i dont go to clubs, they ust want my money, but i want woman to be nice to me. i have fucked many exotic dancers and they loved how slutty they get to be, its not all about money. if you focus oly on money, your bad at your job. hiring allred on a contingancy fee basis im sure makes you less than shit. pure evil dumb cunts. nobody wants you, thats what you should be worried bout…..
“Wahh, I dislike some customers”
shut up and take off your clothes, if you don’t like it, then don’t be a stripper.
Pretty much every link is broken leading to “Sorry, but you are looking for something that isn’t here.”
What’s up with that?
Where did the entries on the list go? I can’t seem to find them. (It says the pages aren’t there anymore.)
None of the links work for me. I keep getting this comment:
“Sorry, but you are looking for something that isn’t here.”
Ron Jeremy is the most despicably man on the planet. Disgusting man !